You Know You’re a Hooker When…

you hear Khia’s My Neck, My Back and the first thing you say and/or think is, “This was my jam!” Really? This was your jam? Well if that’s the case I have two things to say to you; 1) please make sure you wash your mouth out with Clorox next time you brush your teeth because Lord only knows what you’ve been doing with it and 2) I’m curious to know what bedtime stories your parents told you as a child? “Sleeping Hussy and the Seven Nymphomaniac Dwarves?”