You Know You’re a Hooker When…

you’re giving the “sexy eyes” and attempting to flirt with someone in a club/bar/restaurant who is CLEARLY with their significant other. Now normally I don’t condone physical violence, but when you knowingly put yourself out there like  a dirty trollop/gigolo then you rightfully deserve to be smacked over the head with a bottle of Arbor Mist (because lord knows I’m not wasting a good bottle of wine on attacking your cheap ass.) Do better hookers, there’s plenty of other fish swimming in the sea.