You Know You’re a Hooker When…

you’re ferociously making-out with your boo like two 13-year olds (even though your both clearly in your late 30’s)…at 7:00 at night…in front of a T.G.I.FRIDAYS!!!! Okay, first of all, hardcore PDA is already gross enough, but you’re doing it on the corner of 43rd and Vanderbilt in New York City so that just raised the “tacky meter.” And T.G.I.Fridays? What happened, was the Burger King on 34th street too crowded to publicly devour each others face? Do me a favor, please. Carefully remove yourselves from each others tonsils and find a few minutes to get an order of Loaded Potato Skins, because let’s be real, that’s the only VALID excuse to be at a T.G.I.Friday’s in 2011 anyway. Otherwise, take that shit home and get salacious in the privacy of your own domain.