You Know You’re a Hooker When…

you’re on a date with someone, but when they get up to use the bathroom you start sexting someone else. Really? As if it wasn’t shady enough you really can’t wait until your date is over to start asking your side-piece some dirty crap or saying the salacious things you want to do with them? Here’s my recommendation for you, skeezer; since you’re at a restaurant already, you should go ahead and call the waiter/waitress over and ask for a large pitcher of iced-water cause your ass is THIRSTY!